Women & Their Stupid Little Dogs
September 11th, 2007
Written By: Adam Sussman
If there is one thing I hate about
Nothing screams “LOOK AT ME” more than a B rated actress trying to be all incognito wearing a baseball cap and huge bug eyed glass’s while carrying a stupid little dog like a purse accessory.
Yes, I am a pet person and I love dogs but seeing these women while waiting in line to get coffee drives me up the wall. What drives me even more crazy is how they come off like they don’t really want to be noticed, but if you truly don’t acknowledge them they make sure you do by putting on a little scene with their stupid little dogs.
Since when did it become acceptable to bring dogs into restaurants? I am not talking about sitting outside with your dog under the table. I am talking about women bringing dogs inside the restaurants and sticking them in the corner of the booth like their tossing a purse.
This is one of the dumbest trends I’ve seen to hit
Seriously dogs are meant to walk along the side of you. They’re meant to chase other dogs and do things that dogs have been doing since we domesticated them. They’re meant to lick their own ass and the asses of other dogs with dignity!
Dogs are not meant to be stuck inside a women’s purse or match their owners shoes!
As much as I hate to say it, but this is job for Dick Masterson.
September 12th, 2007 05:47
Sour grapes. You’re just mad you can’t take Cassie with you on your daily errands around
town.
PS: Seriously, I agree with you 100%.
September 13th, 2007 07:02
Not only do I dislike people who carry around those dumb little dogs, I hate the dogs themselves. Their yayppy little barks, their insecurity, their fear of anything larger than a bunny. No thanks.
September 13th, 2007 11:51
Dogs are adorable! ^^
September 13th, 2007 12:55
This post has truth to it. I never really paid attention to those social girls with dogs until this entry. I don’t want to sound sexist, but, have we really seen a man putting a dog in his backpack?
Nice observation, ShandyKing!
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@squaretan, yup, I agree. Dogs are great, and I’d rather have them than cats.
October 22nd, 2007 05:04
Dogs are a waste of life! Cats are what you have left if you take away all the STUPID parts of a dog. And don’t give me that shit about how loyal dogs are:: they’ll eat their “owners” in a heartbeat if they die and no one knows it. Dogs smell, eat their own shit, and cause hundreds of thoudands of bite-related injuries a year. All cats do is be cute and interesting. Sure, they don’t need you 75% of the time, but who really wants a dog clinging to you 24 hours a day expet neurotics like women and Gay men.
January 25th, 2008 22:33
To Ralph: I just wanted to point out that you
have your facts mixed up. Dogs will NOT eat
their owner after said owner passes away. As a
matter of fact, dogs will lie down by their owner
and wimper. (Probably because their feeder isn’t
feeding them)
Cats, on the other hand, are the animal you are
thinking of. They will eat their owner if they
aren’t fed within a couple of days.
My advice to you Ralph, is to know what you are talking about before talking (or typing).
Lulz, but that’s just me. I have a beef against people that keep misnomers going.
February 22nd, 2008 13:21
Seriously, I agree with you 100%.
August 20th, 2008 16:32
So true! And sorry to do this but there’s a site devoted to this very topic. Gotta check it out