Earths Core Due To Rotate Opposite Direction
January 8th, 2007
Written By: Adam Sussman
I heard on the news today that 60 Birds Found Dead in Downtown Austin & Mystery Gas Odor Reported All Over New York City
I think its time for a conspiracy theory. Sounds to me like this is an obvious sign the earths core is rotating backwards and that the writers of The Core may have been on to something.
For reasons unknown, the earth’s inner core has stopped rotating, causing the planet’s electromagnetic field to rapidly deteriorate. Instantly, life around the globe begins to change dramatically. In Boston, 32 people with pacemakers, all within a 10-block radius, suddenly drop dead. In San Francisco, the Golden Gate Bridge collapses, sending hundreds of people plunging to their deaths. In London’s Trafalgar Square, flocks of pigeons lose their ability to navigate, flying into panicked crowds. And in Rome, as thousands of tourists watch helplessly, an electrical superstorm reduces the ancient Colosseum to rubble. Scrambling to resolve the crisis, government and military officials call upon geophysicist Dr. Josh Keyes and a team of the world’s most gifted scientists to travel into the earth’s core in a subterranean craft piloted by terranauts Major Rebecca “Beck” Childs and Commander Robert Iverson. Their mission: detonate a nuclear device that will reacativate the core and save the world from sure destruction.
Does anyone have any better ideas or some good conspiracies theories?
January 9th, 2007 14:10
I had the same thought about this. I remember the movie where the ice age started again. They had that bird thing.
January 9th, 2007 14:19
I’m all over it. How this for conspiracy–the governor of Florida has the same last name as the president! Now that’s a conspiracy for ya.
January 11th, 2007 02:00
It just start like “The day after Tomorrow”…scary…Al Quaida ? Al Gore ? Alfred ? (Batman buddy)…;p
January 11th, 2007 12:41
You want conspiracies? In the same day that news filtered out that adding milk to tea negated all the health benefits of a nice cuppa (can you tell I’m a Brit yet?) another news story reported on the antimicrobial effects of green tea, which is usually taken sans dairy whitener, as you know. Couple that to the two emerging resistant microbes that frequent hospitals most commonly these days (C difficile and MRSA) and you’ve got a general hospital conspiracy to beat them all. After all there’s always a tea urn doing the rounds in any hospital this side of the pond…
January 11th, 2007 12:44
David Bradley, now thats good conspiracies!
January 11th, 2007 12:50
Thanks! I could come up with one an hour…
Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re NOT out to get you!
January 11th, 2007 16:15
I live in NYC and the morning of The Big Smell, I ran around the kitchen sticking my nose into corners looking for gas leaks. Gives you some idea about how I’ll react when the Sarin attack finally comes…
My ancient grandmother blamed everything amiss on the astronauts, and because I honor her I nominate the astronauts as the cause of everything from global warming to shoelaces that somehow untie themselves.
January 11th, 2007 16:20
Now I am not sure about global warming but I am sure astronauts are responsible for missing socks in the dryer. Almost positive of it!
January 13th, 2007 13:08
See “Executive Orders” by Tom Clancy.
It’ll cover it all!
January 17th, 2007 18:23
Oh, now what about the fact that it snowed a bit this morning here in Valencia. Think that has anything to do with global warming?
Anyway, The Core, I loved that movie.
June 14th, 2007 10:47
I live near a town where the judge & his “probtion officers” got away with stealing money collected as fines from hundreds of people. The P.O’s were caught, never saw any jail time…the judge is still on his bench. If you get a ticket in Rogers,Arkansas..they’ll do thier best to see to it that you have to pay it twice at the very least! Conspiracy?!?